I ripped out the carpet in the stairwell a while ago following the great Cain Ate Raw Turkey & Messed the Carpet incident of 2010. (That, by the way, was all the Mister’s fault.) I considered refinishing the wood on the staircase but, as you will soon see, it’s July 18th and the Mister has yet to put away the Christmas decorations. The likelihood of getting the stairs refinished before old age? Nill to not fucking likely.

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